Anderson Cooper 360°: Scientology, A History of Violence

One Minute Chanology will now post randomly instead of every Thursday only because having a toddler makes for some random free time (if any).

This post is dedicated to our favorite intrepid reporter, Anderson Cooper. Many thanks for this 5-day, count'em FIVE DAY maelstrom of downstat for the cult of Scientology.

Please tune in to Anderson Cooper 360° tomorrow for the last day of hard-hitting, old-school reporting. Don't forget to also talk about this story to anyone you know now that the violence perpetrated by David Miscavige is common knowledge. You don't even have to be anonymous anymore, it's so widespread. :)

ChatRoulette For Chanology

Sorry for the extremely tardy update. My wife had a baby around early July 2009 and I haven't recovered since. Paternity leave, FTW! (They don't give us enough time.)

But thanks to pynonymous at WhyWeProtest.net, I decided to do an article. WTG at waking me up, pynonymous!

It's easy to ChatRoulette for Chanology. It's fun to see people's reaction on anything anti-Scientology. Heck, you don't even need a webcam! All this takes about one minute to set up.

1. Download ManyCam at ManyCam.com. It's free.

2. Set ManyCam up. It's really easy. If you already have pics to describe Chanology, load them up. If not, Google is your friend.

3. Get on ChatRoulette. Note that you don't have to sign up to ChatRoulette unlike other webcam sites out there.

4. Let 'er rip and have fun.

Thanks to CaptainAdderall for the image below.

Woke me up at: http://forums.whyweprotest.net/293-resources/de-scientology-craiglist-python-script-64610/
ChatRoulette at Cause: http://forums.whyweprotest.net/12-active-projects/chatroulette-cause-62572/

How to Create Your Own YouFoundTheCard Cards

My apologies for the lateness of this post and for not posting last Thursday! Sometimes, real life catches up to already busy Anons such as myself. I'm not worried about silly stats this week because The St.Petersburg Times has done a wonderful job downstatting pretty much all of Scientology for the next decade. Ruffle some feathers, SPTimes!

But on to the blog entry.

It's really easy to make your own YouFoundTheCard cards. There are precut ones that you can buy at your local office supply store (Staples or Office Max) or you can buy the name brand (Avery).

$$$$: Get some printed. Some printers can print these cards for $50 for 5,000 but yes, you might have to reveal your identity to the printers. There's also Vistaprint and yes, there's identity revelation involved there too.

$$$ Avery brand: Avery® Inkjet Business Cards or Avery® Clean Edge Inkjet Business Cards (both 2"x3.5")

$$ Generic Staples brand: Staples® Inkjet Business Cards (2"x3.2")

$ >9000 Expert Mode: Take regular white paper and use a biz card template from Microsoft Word and just cut in any way you want. Or you can you what ChefXenu from WhyWeProtest.net did with flourescent index cards and more Avery stickers:





As you can see, there are many ways to spread the gospel of Chanology using YouFoundTheCard.com for every available budget. Keep on truckin', Anonymous!

The Significance of 2 PM on Thursdays

Have you noticed that the anti-Scientology critic websites keep screaming about "2 PM on Thursdays" all the time? What's so special about 2 PM?

Well, 2 PM is when an org's "stats" must be turned in and any negative mention of Scientology counts against an org's "stats" for the week. If the last sentence is sounding nonsensical to you, you have just been given an introduction on Scientology cult-speak. Check out the many Scientology critic sites for a list of Scientology terminology. As you get more involved in Chanology, you will, unfortunately, learn more and more "clam-speak". (Look up "clam" in the anti-Scientology sites.)

So what can you do to mess up Scientology's stats? Go to as many news websites as you can that talk about Scientology and post something negative about them on their comments page! Go to Craigslist's Rants and Raves and write something about how Scientology is a money-grubbing cult.

Scientology OSA (Office of Special Affairs) monitors the internet for negative activity and they'll go crazy when they see your negative post at 1:59 PM. Enjoy!

Rubber/Custom Stamps + Permanent Inks = WIN

Does your handwriting suck? Are you tired of writing on money and want to find a way to automate your message? This article is an expansion of the Expert Mode to spreading the gospel of Chanology on money.


Stamps

$: You can always order custom rubber stamps online for as low as $4.00 per stamp! Note that you might have to reveal your identity to the company making the stamps. They might be Scientology-friendly or even Scientologist-owned! You never know. However, most of these stamp businesses are just happy to get any business at this point. Highest risk but lowest cost.

$$: Self inking stamps are fabulous since you can just carry them around. They're also quite small too; no bigger a half-pack of cigarettes. Don't forget to put them in a ziplock bag or put a rubber band around it so they don't smear ink all over your pocket or purse if the lid comes off. Store-brand stamps (from Office Max, for example), iStamp, or Trodat usually use water-based inks--these are crap. Don't get them unless you want your URLs to wash off. Xstamper uses oil-based ink that doesn't wash out easily.

$$$: Create your own custom stamps. This is the most expensive alternative but it will ensure anonymity because you can buy these stamp sets online or at craft stores and no one will ever know what you will use them for. Examples of build-your-own stamps: Xstamper Xtensions, Stamp!t by JustRite, and Harmony Classic Circle I 1-5/8” + Small Letter Set for Round Monogram Stamper by JustRite.

Inks

- Here's a short list of tried-and-true inks that are waterproof and permanent: Memories Acid Free Dye Ink Pad, and inks that come with Xstamper stamps, Archival Brilliance Pigment Ink Pad, Vick Bantock Vermillion Lacquer Acid Free Raised Felt Pad, and Archival Ink (Ranger).

>9000 Expert Mode: Heck, if you're handy with an xacto knife, make your own rubber stamp from erasers: http://www.essortment.com/all/rubberstampmak_rlts.htm

How To Use Digg to Raise Awareness

Digg, the socially-powered news aggregator, allows you to vote on popular or not so popular articles found all over the web. Digg also allows members to comment on voted-upon news, therefore giving readers a chance to learn more about issues or current events. It's very easy to join Digg to make an article, photo, or video about Scientology's shenanigans popular.

1. Open a Digg account.

2. Click this link: http://digg.com/search?s=scientology. This shows ALL the articles, photos, or videos tagged as "Scientology". Digg up if it exposes Scientology or Digg down if it's a press release from the cult.

3. Do this daily. It'll only take one minute.

Note that this shortcut: http://digg.com/search?s=scientology will now be added to The Hit List. The Hit List on the left side of this page, under About Me, will contain shortcut links for your convenience.

Writing on Money to Spread the Word of Chanology

Despite our mostly plastic-based economy, many people still use cash as their primary or secondary mode of spending. You can educate the masses about the evils of Scientology while stimulating the economy and claiming plausible deniability.

Start by taking out all the bills in our wallet. It would be safe to assume that you will have about eight to 10 bills. Take every third or fourth bill (or whatever works for you), and with a ballpoint pen write youfoundthecash.com or taxthecult.com on the back or front margins. Spend as you normally would. If cashiers ask you if you wrote on it, you can always say you got it like that as change or feign surprise that they discovered the writing instead of you.

Note that writing on the margins of US bills is not considered defacement.

Expert Mode: If you want to use permanent, acid-free, and non-fading/bleeding markers, buy Sakura Micron or Zig Writer/Calligraphy Markers. You can buy these markers at any good scrapbooking or crafting store. Also, red is the color that attracts the most attention.

If you wrote on one bill per day, that would be 365 opportunities to spread your message. Also, since money changes hands a few times a day, imagine how many people would see your message in a typical year! Others need to not fall for the scam that is Scientology!

Thank you, Anonymous, for letting us know about TaxTheCult.com. It has been added above as a viable alternative.