Writing on Money to Spread the Word of Chanology

Despite our mostly plastic-based economy, many people still use cash as their primary or secondary mode of spending. You can educate the masses about the evils of Scientology while stimulating the economy and claiming plausible deniability.

Start by taking out all the bills in our wallet. It would be safe to assume that you will have about eight to 10 bills. Take every third or fourth bill (or whatever works for you), and with a ballpoint pen write youfoundthecash.com or taxthecult.com on the back or front margins. Spend as you normally would. If cashiers ask you if you wrote on it, you can always say you got it like that as change or feign surprise that they discovered the writing instead of you.

Note that writing on the margins of US bills is not considered defacement.

Expert Mode: If you want to use permanent, acid-free, and non-fading/bleeding markers, buy Sakura Micron or Zig Writer/Calligraphy Markers. You can buy these markers at any good scrapbooking or crafting store. Also, red is the color that attracts the most attention.

If you wrote on one bill per day, that would be 365 opportunities to spread your message. Also, since money changes hands a few times a day, imagine how many people would see your message in a typical year! Others need to not fall for the scam that is Scientology!

Thank you, Anonymous, for letting us know about TaxTheCult.com. It has been added above as a viable alternative.