How to Create Your Own YouFoundTheCard Cards

My apologies for the lateness of this post and for not posting last Thursday! Sometimes, real life catches up to already busy Anons such as myself. I'm not worried about silly stats this week because The St.Petersburg Times has done a wonderful job downstatting pretty much all of Scientology for the next decade. Ruffle some feathers, SPTimes!

But on to the blog entry.

It's really easy to make your own YouFoundTheCard cards. There are precut ones that you can buy at your local office supply store (Staples or Office Max) or you can buy the name brand (Avery).

$$$$: Get some printed. Some printers can print these cards for $50 for 5,000 but yes, you might have to reveal your identity to the printers. There's also Vistaprint and yes, there's identity revelation involved there too.

$$$ Avery brand: Avery® Inkjet Business Cards or Avery® Clean Edge Inkjet Business Cards (both 2"x3.5")

$$ Generic Staples brand: Staples® Inkjet Business Cards (2"x3.2")

$ >9000 Expert Mode: Take regular white paper and use a biz card template from Microsoft Word and just cut in any way you want. Or you can you what ChefXenu from WhyWeProtest.net did with flourescent index cards and more Avery stickers:





As you can see, there are many ways to spread the gospel of Chanology using YouFoundTheCard.com for every available budget. Keep on truckin', Anonymous!

The Significance of 2 PM on Thursdays

Have you noticed that the anti-Scientology critic websites keep screaming about "2 PM on Thursdays" all the time? What's so special about 2 PM?

Well, 2 PM is when an org's "stats" must be turned in and any negative mention of Scientology counts against an org's "stats" for the week. If the last sentence is sounding nonsensical to you, you have just been given an introduction on Scientology cult-speak. Check out the many Scientology critic sites for a list of Scientology terminology. As you get more involved in Chanology, you will, unfortunately, learn more and more "clam-speak". (Look up "clam" in the anti-Scientology sites.)

So what can you do to mess up Scientology's stats? Go to as many news websites as you can that talk about Scientology and post something negative about them on their comments page! Go to Craigslist's Rants and Raves and write something about how Scientology is a money-grubbing cult.

Scientology OSA (Office of Special Affairs) monitors the internet for negative activity and they'll go crazy when they see your negative post at 1:59 PM. Enjoy!

Rubber/Custom Stamps + Permanent Inks = WIN

Does your handwriting suck? Are you tired of writing on money and want to find a way to automate your message? This article is an expansion of the Expert Mode to spreading the gospel of Chanology on money.


Stamps

$: You can always order custom rubber stamps online for as low as $4.00 per stamp! Note that you might have to reveal your identity to the company making the stamps. They might be Scientology-friendly or even Scientologist-owned! You never know. However, most of these stamp businesses are just happy to get any business at this point. Highest risk but lowest cost.

$$: Self inking stamps are fabulous since you can just carry them around. They're also quite small too; no bigger a half-pack of cigarettes. Don't forget to put them in a ziplock bag or put a rubber band around it so they don't smear ink all over your pocket or purse if the lid comes off. Store-brand stamps (from Office Max, for example), iStamp, or Trodat usually use water-based inks--these are crap. Don't get them unless you want your URLs to wash off. Xstamper uses oil-based ink that doesn't wash out easily.

$$$: Create your own custom stamps. This is the most expensive alternative but it will ensure anonymity because you can buy these stamp sets online or at craft stores and no one will ever know what you will use them for. Examples of build-your-own stamps: Xstamper Xtensions, Stamp!t by JustRite, and Harmony Classic Circle I 1-5/8” + Small Letter Set for Round Monogram Stamper by JustRite.

Inks

- Here's a short list of tried-and-true inks that are waterproof and permanent: Memories Acid Free Dye Ink Pad, and inks that come with Xstamper stamps, Archival Brilliance Pigment Ink Pad, Vick Bantock Vermillion Lacquer Acid Free Raised Felt Pad, and Archival Ink (Ranger).

>9000 Expert Mode: Heck, if you're handy with an xacto knife, make your own rubber stamp from erasers: http://www.essortment.com/all/rubberstampmak_rlts.htm