tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91717631950247956962024-02-20T10:38:31.756-08:00One Minute Chanology: How to Stop the Spread of Scientology in One Minute or LessThis blog shows you, the educated public, how to stop the spread of Scientology in 60 seconds or less!One Minute Chanologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01805215543985249138noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9171763195024795696.post-41492553044722872092010-04-01T23:38:00.000-07:002010-04-02T00:01:03.767-07:00Anderson Cooper 360°: Scientology, A History of Violence<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/category/church-of-scientology/"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh57eg9828qdAyQfqRosVU9aZQSNa1x0otMWmvABTd3x4Ifi8HprkHjPCvG7KJu6cKX9Z1RFUhPi2eRVAv4vwGg86nh15vkaaTxIKiLshjdAk_90Fwy8YLGv4HGjo0IJXjdyuWwyo6-3f5L/s320/AC360Scientology.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455430992047287602" border="0" /></a><br />One Minute Chanology will now post randomly instead of every Thursday only because having a toddler makes for some random free time (if any).<br /><br />This post is dedicated to our favorite intrepid reporter, Anderson Cooper. Many thanks for this 5-day, count'em FIVE DAY maelstrom of downstat for the cult of Scientology.<br /><br />Please tune in to Anderson Cooper 360° tomorrow for the last day of hard-hitting, old-school reporting. Don't forget to also talk about this story to anyone you know now that the violence perpetrated by <a href="http://www.whoisdavidmiscavige.com">David Miscavige</a> is common knowledge. You don't even have to be anonymous anymore, it's so widespread. :)One Minute Chanologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01805215543985249138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9171763195024795696.post-10822617237275662272010-03-28T14:22:00.000-07:002010-03-28T15:45:01.810-07:00ChatRoulette For Chanology<div><div>Sorry for the extremely tardy update. My wife had a baby around early July 2009 and I haven't recovered since. Paternity leave, FTW! (They don't give us enough time.)<br /><br />But thanks to pynonymous at <a href="http://whyweprotest.net/">WhyWeProtest.net</a>, I decided to do an article. WTG at waking me up, pynonymous!<br /><br />It's easy to <a href="http://chatroulette.com/">ChatRoulette</a> for Chanology. It's fun to see people's reaction on anything anti-Scientology. Heck, you don't even need a webcam! All this takes about one minute to set up.<br /><br />1. Download ManyCam at <a href="http://manycam.com/">ManyCam.com</a>. It's free.<br /><br />2. Set <a href="http://manycam.com/">ManyCam</a> up. It's really easy. If you already have pics to describe Chanology, load them up. If not, Google is your friend.<br /><br />3. Get on <a href="http://chatroulette.com/">ChatRoulette</a>. Note that you don't have to sign up to <a href="http://chatroulette.com/">ChatRoulette</a> unlike other webcam sites out there.<br /><br />4. Let 'er rip and have fun.<br /><br />Thanks to CaptainAdderall for the image below.</div><div> </div><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px; display: block; height: 236px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453799847380995538" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwPIIK6iNc7UCPuNKY2WdR5elza6C-1Zem_gDSQSLdR3q-qk2Bxf8tz2UBzG2Is4cx7F8eFApaKiozkQWf30nqUC0ZMmFIQ3rR5BEsHTVtbwuV3r6-zW3I0jQB0-rmPIlsVR6khByUWu3_/s400/cmcapture64.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Woke me up at: <a href="http://forums.whyweprotest.net/293-resources/de-scientology-craiglist-python-script-64610/">http://forums.whyweprotest.net/293-resources/de-scientology-craiglist-python-script-64610/</a><br />ChatRoulette at Cause: <a href="http://forums.whyweprotest.net/12-active-projects/chatroulette-cause-62572/">http://forums.whyweprotest.net/12-active-projects/chatroulette-cause-62572/</a> </div>One Minute Chanologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01805215543985249138noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9171763195024795696.post-10422444304434364362009-06-25T14:41:00.000-07:002009-06-25T15:01:17.336-07:00How to Create Your Own YouFoundTheCard CardsMy apologies for the lateness of this post and for not posting last Thursday! Sometimes, real life catches up to already busy Anons such as myself. I'm not worried about silly stats this week because <a href="http://www.truthrundown.org">The St.Petersburg Times</a> has done a wonderful job downstatting pretty much all of Scientology for the next decade. Ruffle some feathers, SPTimes!<br /><br />But on to the blog entry.<br /><br />It's really easy to make your own YouFoundTheCard cards. There are precut ones that you can buy at your local office supply store (Staples or Office Max) or you can buy the name brand (Avery). <br /><br /><strong>$$$$:</strong> Get some printed. Some printers can print these cards for $50 for 5,000 but yes, you might have to reveal your identity to the printers. There's also Vistaprint and yes, there's identity revelation involved there too.<br /><br /><strong>$$$ Avery brand:</strong> Avery® Inkjet Business Cards or Avery® Clean Edge Inkjet Business Cards (both 2"x3.5")<br /><br /><strong>$$ Generic Staples brand:</strong> Staples® Inkjet Business Cards (2"x3.2")<br /><br /><strong>$ >9000 Expert Mode:</strong> Take regular white paper and use a biz card template from Microsoft Word and just cut in any way you want. Or you can you what <a href="http://forums.whyweprotest.net/12-active-projects/project-andromeda-viral-marketing-through-youfoundthecard-com-14259/7/#post867882">ChefXenu from WhyWeProtest.net</a> did with flourescent index cards and more Avery stickers:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizZDD2ERDBhQjTaIp3J7drbaIBk5Slsr8yH7K43YSxsZyOHsMFLfoL562xGZBWhE8qW7DcdtiptZi89Nb0O5hveuQbWWuSfgu6z2srt8PIAYqUZsvTpVit7SXSuzd92G-41xJi17VmhrzK/s1600-h/Anonycards01.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizZDD2ERDBhQjTaIp3J7drbaIBk5Slsr8yH7K43YSxsZyOHsMFLfoL562xGZBWhE8qW7DcdtiptZi89Nb0O5hveuQbWWuSfgu6z2srt8PIAYqUZsvTpVit7SXSuzd92G-41xJi17VmhrzK/s320/Anonycards01.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351385995716190930" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWXrrOaS83-QNSosI6S2IcMITnXhx9pExuVza1PyIO0LC1O7avZ1q6498_6FwvyHwSRrGdtZU6JIIe5A09Q_yp2lXuu1NTiLnf-d-SK7V54_tcvjCb8SmIYvauvmcNOoEeS6ebyV-vF2D1/s1600-h/Anonycards02.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWXrrOaS83-QNSosI6S2IcMITnXhx9pExuVza1PyIO0LC1O7avZ1q6498_6FwvyHwSRrGdtZU6JIIe5A09Q_yp2lXuu1NTiLnf-d-SK7V54_tcvjCb8SmIYvauvmcNOoEeS6ebyV-vF2D1/s320/Anonycards02.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351386227346645634" /></a><br /><br />As you can see, there are many ways to spread the gospel of Chanology using YouFoundTheCard.com for every available budget. Keep on truckin', Anonymous!One Minute Chanologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01805215543985249138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9171763195024795696.post-24632605943415503082009-06-11T13:14:00.000-07:002009-06-11T13:18:28.500-07:00The Significance of 2 PM on ThursdaysHave you noticed that the anti-Scientology critic websites keep screaming about "2 PM on Thursdays" all the time? What's so special about 2 PM? <br /><br />Well, 2 PM is when an org's "stats" must be turned in and any negative mention of Scientology counts against an org's "stats" for the week. If the last sentence is sounding nonsensical to you, you have just been given an introduction on Scientology cult-speak. Check out the many Scientology critic sites for a list of Scientology terminology. As you get more involved in Chanology, you will, unfortunately, learn more and more "clam-speak". (Look up "clam" in the anti-Scientology sites.)<br /><br />So what can you do to mess up Scientology's stats? Go to as many news websites as you can that talk about Scientology and post something negative about them on their comments page! Go to Craigslist's Rants and Raves and write something about how Scientology is a money-grubbing cult.<br /><br />Scientology OSA (Office of Special Affairs) monitors the internet for negative activity and they'll go crazy when they see your negative post at 1:59 PM. Enjoy!One Minute Chanologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01805215543985249138noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9171763195024795696.post-88316653468744075172009-06-04T13:57:00.000-07:002009-06-04T16:11:08.194-07:00Rubber/Custom Stamps + Permanent Inks = WINDoes your handwriting suck? Are you tired of writing on money and want to find a way to automate your message? This article is an expansion of the Expert Mode to spreading the gospel of Chanology on money. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB4UgL8w37nahOJcGhlRJ2hcUrhE20q-nxGPCqi3GsJ-sZciVyKIe0gDV3XcbqrYWwhHil4Hn_9uIuczVL3rESsI_A0pJ9TKfpFbVLn9r94kl7ds8hAckkGswz7e0sEX4tElOYlb2pxT8F/s1600-h/oneminutechanologymoney.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 354px; height: 341px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB4UgL8w37nahOJcGhlRJ2hcUrhE20q-nxGPCqi3GsJ-sZciVyKIe0gDV3XcbqrYWwhHil4Hn_9uIuczVL3rESsI_A0pJ9TKfpFbVLn9r94kl7ds8hAckkGswz7e0sEX4tElOYlb2pxT8F/s400/oneminutechanologymoney.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343611423251662930" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Stamps</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">$:</span> You can always order <span style="font-weight:bold;">custom rubber stamps</span> online for as low as $4.00 per stamp! Note that you might have to reveal your identity to the company making the stamps. They might be Scientology-friendly or even Scientologist-owned! You never know. However, most of these stamp businesses are just happy to get any business at this point. Highest risk but lowest cost. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">$$:</span> Self inking stamps are fabulous since you can just carry them around. They're also quite small too; no bigger a half-pack of cigarettes. Don't forget to put them in a ziplock bag or put a rubber band around it so they don't smear ink all over your pocket or purse if the lid comes off. Store-brand stamps (from Office Max, for example), iStamp, or Trodat usually use water-based inks--these are crap. Don't get them unless you want your URLs to wash off. <a href="http://www.xstamperonline.com/"><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Xstamper</span><span style="font-weight:bold;"></span></span></a> uses oil-based ink that doesn't wash out easily.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />$$$:</span> Create your own custom stamps. This is the most expensive alternative but it will ensure anonymity because you can buy these stamp sets online or at craft stores and no one will ever know what you will use them for. Examples of build-your-own stamps: <a href="http://www.rubberstampchamp.com/category.aspx?categoryID=23"><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Xstamper Xtensions</span></span></a>, <a href="http://www.justritestampers.com/category.aspx?categoryID=161"><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Stamp!t<span style="font-weight:bold;"></span></span></span></a> by JustRite, and <a href="http://www.justritestampers.com/ProductDetail.aspx?productid=JB-08115"><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Harmony Classic Circle I 1-5/8”</span></span></a> + <a href="http://www.justritestampers.com/ProductDetail.aspx?productid=JB-07275"><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Small Letter Set for Round Monogram Stamper</span></span></a> by JustRite.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Inks</span><br /><br />- Here's a short list of tried-and-true inks that are waterproof and permanent: <span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">Memories Acid Free Dye Ink Pad</span></span>, and inks that come with Xstamper stamps, <span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Archival Brilliance Pigment Ink Pad</span></span>, <span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Vick Bantock Vermillion Lacquer Acid Free Raised Felt Pad</span></span>, and<span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Archival Ink (Ranger)</span></span>. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">>9000 Expert Mode:</span></span> Heck, if you're handy with an xacto knife, make your own rubber stamp from erasers: <a href="http://www.essortment.com/all/rubberstampmak_rlts.htm">http://www.essortment.com/all/rubberstampmak_rlts.htm<br /></a>One Minute Chanologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01805215543985249138noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9171763195024795696.post-20611186686740311382009-05-28T13:07:00.000-07:002009-05-28T17:24:15.549-07:00How To Use Digg to Raise AwarenessDigg, the socially-powered news aggregator, allows you to vote on popular or not so popular articles found all over the web. Digg also allows members to comment on voted-upon news, therefore giving readers a chance to learn more about issues or current events. It's very easy to join Digg to make an article, photo, or video about Scientology's shenanigans popular.<br /><br />1. Open a Digg account.<br /><br />2. Click this link: <a href="http://digg.com/search?s=scientology">http://digg.com/search?s=scientology</a>. This shows ALL the articles, photos, or videos tagged as "Scientology". Digg up if it exposes Scientology or Digg down if it's a press release from the cult.<br /><br />3. Do this daily. It'll only take one minute.<br /><br />Note that this shortcut: <a href="http://digg.com/search?s=scientology">http://digg.com/search?s=scientology</a> will now be added to <strong>The Hit List</strong>. The Hit List on the left side of this page, under About Me, will contain shortcut links for your convenience.One Minute Chanologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01805215543985249138noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9171763195024795696.post-18075859817848794942009-05-21T13:33:00.000-07:002009-05-27T00:02:20.427-07:00Writing on Money to Spread the Word of ChanologyDespite our mostly plastic-based economy, many people still use cash as their primary or secondary mode of spending. You can educate the masses about the evils of Scientology while stimulating the economy and claiming plausible deniability.<br /><div><br />Start by taking out all the bills in our wallet. It would be safe to assume that you will have about eight to 10 bills. Take every third or fourth bill (or whatever works for you), and with a ballpoint pen write <strong><a href="http://www.youfoundthecash.com">youfoundthecash.com</a></strong> or <a href="http://taxthecult.com"><span style="font-weight:bold;">taxthecult.com</span></a> on the back or front margins. Spend as you normally would. If cashiers ask you if you wrote on it, you can always say you got it like that as change or feign surprise that they discovered the writing instead of you.</div><div><br />Note that writing on the margins of US bills is <a href="http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/casecode/uscodes/18/parts/i/chapters/17/sections/section_333.html">not considered defacement</a>.<br /><br /><strong><em>Expert Mode:</em></strong> If you want to use permanent, acid-free, and non-fading/bleeding markers, buy <strong>Sakura Micron</strong> or <strong>Zig Writer/Calligraphy Markers</strong>. You can buy these markers at any good scrapbooking or crafting store. Also, red is the color that attracts the most attention.</div><br /><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338480615954942162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 239px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Permanent markers, FTW!" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHPuklfEkWuVqjQ3W1ZzVedk8n0hJuifZsJs4PP6Qnzvk6tui6989vDdbrlteWq0pENSU1Ucio_GOHxvfFGMCFeTxjO1rQN3KJ7IaorqQcOnjwTrwB_8xwd9Ujz22DWL2z9VaTqoSGQO5Q/s400/oneminutechanologymarkers.jpg" border="0" />If you wrote on one bill per day, that would be 365 opportunities to spread your message. Also, since money changes hands a few times a day, imagine how many people would see your message in a typical year! Others need to not fall for the scam that is Scientology!<br /><br />Thank you, Anonymous, for letting us know about <a href="http://taxthecult.com">TaxTheCult.com</a>. It has been added above as a viable alternative.One Minute Chanologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01805215543985249138noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9171763195024795696.post-67721450571770146472009-05-14T11:38:00.000-07:002009-05-14T11:48:58.636-07:00Warning Others About Scientology Through Anonymous Third Party WebsitesAre you uncomfortable using your personal email address to send an email blast about the dangers of Scientology? Note that it's always easy to set up a fake email address using Yahoo or Gmail but you will need to remember your username and password. Don't fear! Use a third party website!<br /><br />CareerBuilder.com just recently lauched <strong>The Anonymous Tip Giver</strong>. It's purpose is to send funny Flash pictures and recordings of office characters delivering messages that would be uncomfortable to deliver in person: such as telling your one co-worker their breath stinks.<br /><br />Just go to <a href="http://www.anonymoustipgiver.com/">http://www.AnonymousTipGiver.com/</a>. Choose a character. Type in your message. Choose a voice. Preview your tip. Note that all tips given will be in audio format so it's not recommended to do this in the office. Also, Anonymous Tip Giver can only send to one email address at a time.<br /><br />But it's easy! No need to remember any usernames or passwords! Remember, the next co-worker or friend you send this to might be the one you save from the clutches of the cult of Scientology.<br /><br />If you find other third party anonymous tip givers, please let us know and we'll test and post it!One Minute Chanologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01805215543985249138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9171763195024795696.post-69104554961255796062009-05-09T16:15:00.000-07:002009-05-14T11:48:31.394-07:00Effectively Expunge Scientology from CraigslistWe all know Scientology is a cult that's all about making money. Scientology orgs, missions, and testing centers hate spending money on non-essentials because they would rather use that money to funnel to their centers in Los Angeles or Clearwater, FL, <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">then </span>feed their malnourished staff, the SeaOrg.<br /><br />For many years, Scientology used the power of the internet to sucker hapless people into taking their "courses". One of the ways they did that was by posting free ads on Craigslist.<br /><br />You will notice that Scientology missions and orgs love to post under "Events", "Classes/Community", or "Services". So if you only have <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic">one minute </span>to spare, go to Craigslist.org and click on the link of any major city. In this case, we chose "SF bay area". You can even choose a city where you don't live in!<br /><br />1. Plug in "scientology" or "dianetics" in the search craigslist field. Don't worry, craigslist is not case sensitive. The whole website is in lower-case, if you hadn't noticed.<br /><br />2. Choose "events" (or community, services) and press the > button.<br /><br />3. When the list appears, click on the links.<br /><br />4. On the upper right hand corner of the page, click on "spam/overpost".<br /><br />5. Press the back button on your browser to get your search results back.<br /><br />You can do steps 1 through 5 anytime of the day for any city and it only takes a minute! If enough people on the internet did this, the deceptive ads will be removed from craigslist.<br /><br />Thanks Anonymous on 5/13 for the addition of "services".One Minute Chanologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01805215543985249138noreply@blogger.com7